Sunday, November 05, 2006

What's up my nerds!

Hey, yo mama is so dumb... I asked her to show me a push-up and she got one from the ice cream truck! lol! not really funny. Anyone have any good yo mama jokes? I would like to use some in any upcoming battles.

Thanx, Jessica

2 comments:

Shmamy said...

How about:
Your mama's teef are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.

O'Shaug said...

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor took one look at her and slapped her mother.

(Nerd alert -- there's even a Wikipedia entry on yo mama. Oops. I mean here.)